a house in Australia has been broken into in direct response to a photograph of “a large sum of cash” being posted to a 17-year-old girl’s Facebook account. The teenager was assisting her grandmother in counting her savings and snapped a photo of the money all piled up, which she shared to her Facebook account around 4PM local time on Thursday.

At about 11:30PM the same day, a pair of masked men forced their way into her mother’s home — likely the address the girl had listed on her Facebook profile — demanding the money they saw on her social page. After rifling through the home sufficiently to be convinced that it wasn’t there, they made off with a small sum of cash and other possessions.

Facebook photo of a pile of cash Darwin Award nominee MORON does stupid shit that leads to home invasion

News title fixed.

I’ve been told that that picture is of Salma Hayek.  I will never know… ;-)
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I’ve been told that that picture is of Salma Hayek.  I will never know… ;-)

This past few weeks the Jehovah’s Witnesses have been out of control.  Most people in my street have placed signs saying “we are Catholics and do not accept propaganda from any other religion.” Since it has apparently gone well for them and I’m not a believer I decided to modify this FSM poster for the same purpose.  Then I remembered that I had this one lying around: Now I’m undecided…  .
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This past few weeks the Jehovah’s Witnesses have been out of control.  Most people in my street have placed signs saying “we are Catholics and do not accept propaganda from any other religion.”

Since it has apparently gone well for them and I’m not a believer I decided to modify this FSM poster for the same purpose.  Then I remembered that I had this one lying around:


Now I’m undecided… 

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Now it’s one thing to eat another person, and it’s quite another to eat another person and then continue eating after you’ve been shot. Witnesses claim the officer fired half a dozen shots before the attacker finally stopped. The attacker was killed, and the victim is currently in the hospital.

They can spin it anyway they want, if I lived in Florida I’d be thinking of:

a) moving, or
b) this:

How the zombie apocalypse starts: Naked attacker found eating man’s face

Couldn’t have said it better.
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Couldn’t have said it better.

But most importantly, in the Land of the Free it’s only fair that gay people have an equal opportunity to be as miserable as straight people. ;-)
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But most importantly, in the Land of the Free it’s only fair that gay people have an equal opportunity to be as miserable as straight people. ;-)

As true as that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
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As true as that the Earth revolves around the Sun.

I always thought that the story would have more punch if Jesus Christ STAYED dead; but c’est la vie it’s not like they could hire a script doctor or a focus group in those days.
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I always thought that the story would have more punch if Jesus Christ STAYED dead; but c’est la vie it’s not like they could hire a script doctor or a focus group in those days.

The good people of Rhode Island went into this without doing any real due diligence; they did not integrate numerous failsafes into their agreement, and they lacked the sense that god gave goats.

If they had at least “the sense that god gave goats” they could not be Government employees.

It’s a riot playing with OTHER people’s money.

Curt Schilling’s Big Huge 38 Studios Debacle

Really hate it when people who don’t know how to stay out of other people’s conversations try to push a belief that looks as silly to the victims of her* rudeness as their conversation may have looked to her. *I suspect that my experience of women being the perpetrators of this trope is related to the fact that men learn early on that rudely interrupting other men to chastise or make fun of their conversation usually ends up involving blood, swelling and general all around soreness. #ContradictingChristianGirl
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Really hate it when people who don’t know how to stay out of other people’s conversations try to push a belief that looks as silly to the victims of her* rudeness as their conversation may have looked to her.

*I suspect that my experience of women being the perpetrators of this trope is related to the fact that men learn early on that rudely interrupting other men to chastise or make fun of their conversation usually ends up involving blood, swelling and general all around soreness.

#ContradictingChristianGirl